wet mackeral

when you slap a girl in the face with your dick after having sex

Alright now that were done im going to wet mackeral you until you turn red.

by iamasexpartaker January 15, 2010

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014

wet debt

Being in debt so much, that it is hard to meet it, which makes you sweat. Hence, it becomes a wet debt.

Harry is in a wet debt, because he is unable to make ends meet as he lost his job.

by Vipansh November 28, 2013

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017