Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021

Hair tie

A boy that is ugly-cute. He is attractive but not in a conventional way.

Our boy Alex is a hair tie!

by Alex Wolff behead me ;) December 3, 2018

Hair

Its up there ^

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Hair is on ur scalp.

by *insert name here blah blah * May 24, 2021

pineapple hairs

The green things on top of the pineapple. Created by Anix in his recent youtube video. Making houses from the tv show spongebob

Pineapple hairs are the green things on top of the fruit.

by matchagreetea June 16, 2020

Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.

Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.

by iononothing September 8, 2021

Growing hairs on it

It's getting old.

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.

by Feroo March 13, 2011