hair sprizzled

Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.

Grant: "You couldn't even walk or see straight last night"
Matias: "I was hair sprizzled"

by G Buck November 2, 2007

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hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

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Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021

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georgenotfound's ball hair

the ball hair of georgenotfound also known as gogy

Dream: Yo george, let me skiff that georgenotfound's ball hair!
Gogy: okay dweamy-cweamy

by his babyblue March 3, 2022

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Red hair has benefits

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

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Douche Hair

A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"

Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?

Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.

Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!

Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb February 22, 2012

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