michael jordan

basketball legend.

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.

by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

Michael Jordan

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

by ltd0102gotyou! March 02, 2024

Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 10, 2021

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 23, 2023

michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan

michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023

Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.

Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 24, 2022

Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 09, 2017