Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021

mereman hair

When a men dyes his hair and or beard in brigth colors like blue, green, pink or purple.

- hey look at that dude blue beard.
- he got the mereman hair.

by LordTrevy October 6, 2015

Hair Coach

Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.

I love how my hair coach follows up with me regularly!

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

slut hair

It's where a slut pukes on her hair

This girl has slut hair

by Shanetrain101 March 2, 2017

scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle April 30, 2018

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by September 14, 2020

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 18, 2021