crack my finger

say it backwards,i dare you

person:crack my finger
same person: finger my crack

by dank memist May 24, 2019

finger-lickin good

after a boy fingers a girl, he enjoys the "vaginal discharge" on his fingers by licking them when he is done pleasuring.

Once I gave her an orgasm, i licked my fingers and said, "Thats finger lickin good".

by sexyporngirl July 2, 2003

smell my finger

A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".

Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!

by Tez, a man February 5, 2010

1 finger up

Means your #1 and get all the bad hoes

Oh no Alex has 1 finger up, hide your girlfriends

by Alex Sakofske April 18, 2022

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

three-fingered Egyptian

Pushing three fingers into a girl's camel toe, forcing her panties up her cunt.

"See that camel toe?"
"Yeah, I'd like to give her the three-fingered Egyptian

by bobpoppy April 9, 2008

Fuck Fingering February

It’s pretty self explanatory. You’re not allowed to finger yourself or get fingered for the entire month of February. To make it harder to complete, don’t masturbate or have sex at all. It’s a version of no nut November, but for females. Good luck ladies.

Person one: Are you participating in fuck fingering February?

Person two: hell no! I wouldn’t last a day!

by Let’s jump off a cliff November 30, 2018