David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.

david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)

by useless12736 November 20, 2021

david george law

A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..

Oh That Mans Awesome.. He's Such A David George Law♡

by Dinkii23 March 14, 2017

Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.

"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"

by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022

david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.

Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!

by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David Rubino

an Italian entrepreneur famous for his catch phrase "Sono n'omo popo gentile"

woman: Hi Rubbi you want to get into bed with me?
David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio

by Uomobomba July 26, 2022

David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021