Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.

Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?

by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

ice cream fucktard

A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.

The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.

by Othelia January 10, 2016

bryl cream

When you cum in your hand and then massage it into a girls hair as a hair he’ll sing brûlée cream a little dab ll do ya

Hey Chriso you see that girls hair

Yes Allister I gave her the bryl cream treatment

by Christrze August 12, 2021

Cream-skimmer

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.

First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain

by pushnook August 12, 2011

Room for Cream

When you chug some of your bottled drink (soda, juice) and pour alcohol into it before going out.

Dude: Can't bring beer? GUESS I'LL LEAVE ROOM FOR CREAM

by suki91 October 5, 2011

Cream shot

When you cum on your partner and it pools in their belly button.

My boyfriend blasted all over me and gave me a good cream shot. He promptly drank it.

by MiraculousCoomster April 23, 2021