1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!
2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022
Get the Cracked Ass mug.Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items
People do go missing, right after meeting with him
People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell
The kid- what is it
Crack Pat- A game disk
The Kid - O cool thx
1 day later- A child is missing
The kid- what is it
Crack Pat- A game disk
The Kid - O cool thx
1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
Get the Crack Pat mug.the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022
Get the i was on crack mug.A person who turns evil after smoking crack and the action that they take in an evil manor is stealing everyone else's crack cocaine.
by T baggz September 18, 2022
Get the Crack demon mug.When you’re riding a motorcycle and a twist the throttle to dump a blast a fuel to make a BRAP BRAP. Another way to say let’s ride.
by RDawg505 September 19, 2022
Get the Crack the pepper mug.One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022
Get the crack-alacky mug.A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
by Matt stoney October 19, 2022
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