Bum Terrors

Explosive diarrhea

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I gots the bum terrors somethin' aweful!!

Did you get the bum terrors after that meal last night? I fucking hope you did! I didn't even want to eat in that shitbox restaurant!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

bum

1. A loser
2. Somebody who won't do a basic thing to stand out in society

Tommy: Alex won't watch football at all, even on Super Bowl Sunday
Daniel: Whatta bum

by Shecallmemrboombastic July 28, 2019

Trailer trash bum

Robert O’Dell

Man he’s been such a Robert O’Dell! What trailer a trailer trash bum!

by Reg meat September 27, 2022

Bum

Always being lazy and looking lazy by wearing something so comfy and having messy hair

Lesslie looks like a bum today

by Justtellingfacts December 15, 2018

North Korean Bum Disease

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.

Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.

by BumDisease101 May 22, 2018

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019