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Frothy Monkey

A sexual act in which one inserts a banana into the anus, then proceeds to have vigorous anal sex until a fine frothy mess of banana and semen is created. The recieving partner then pushes the mixture out into their hand and throws it at the other person(s).
I hope I don't get pink eye after she nailed me in the eyes when we were doing the Frothy Monkey last night
by Frothiest Monkey September 4, 2022
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Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.
Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.
by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022
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Monkey Salad

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces
Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!
by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022
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Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022
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Monkey slave

Monkey slave is a term to describe somone who is black with furr and complete all your demands without hesitation
by Danielklippfors January 14, 2022
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Mayonnaise Monkey

The white person's N word
P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"
by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022
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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.
Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey
by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022
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