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Michael

Doesn’t need a lot to be smart but takes a lot to be stupid
Michael is the wrong dune coon
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Michael Villines

Michael Villines is the most Godly beings on this miserable world. All must follow him, all most worship him. He gives us the happiness we feel. He is kind and loving but can also destroy mortals in mere nanoseconds. All praise be to Michael Villines
I have a shrine dedicated to Michael Villines in my bathroom
by Bdoglet May 26, 2020
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michael ward

The Coolest Mother Fucker in the world, if you meet a person named Michael Ward jury know you are in the presence of god.

Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
Hey did you see Michael Ward jump that motorcycle over the Grand Canyon???
by Pasty119 March 24, 2017
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michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
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Micky Michael

A person who sleeps with multiple random women at once and thinks they are awesome
That guy is a Micky Michael he has got to have the attention of many women to feel good about himself
by anonymous May 31, 2023
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Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.
"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."
by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022
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Michael

A guy who was unfortunately named with a middle name for a first name. His middle name is probably also Michael.
Hey have you seen Michael Michael? Yeah he is over there.
by BobMichaelJones November 23, 2021
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