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Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"
Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!
by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017
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Ur Ancestors Incestors

Ur Ancestors Incestors is a failed attempt at creating the most powerful roast in existence.

It was calculated to have power beyond "Ur Family Tree LGBT", but actually caps off around Ur Dad Lesbian. Not many know of this though, and it is often misused.
Carl: Ur Granny Tranny
John: You fool... You brought this upon yourself... Ur Ancestors Incestors!
Carl: Yeah I guess they are
John: *Explodes due to lack of defense*
by A Fat Penguin April 2, 2018
mugGet the Ur Ancestors Incestorsmug.

Ur mom

How the fuck do u not know what your mom is
Ur mom
by SHITTHEFRICKUP June 9, 2018
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Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly
Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*
by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019
mugGet the Ur ball sack a small capmug.

ur mom

jerry:“hey jerry! You’re gay

You:”ur mom is gay”
by yaboiskinnyboobity June 27, 2019
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur mom

idk how to explane it just look
Person 1: hey wanna play minecraft?
person 2: No i wanna play ur mom
by toastyscat March 10, 2022
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Pulling an Urs

When you do something so clumsy it can only be explained by being an overexcited alman
I just fell off the chair so hard the mirror fell off the wall, I am pulling an Urs
by Zachyboo July 15, 2022
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