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September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known
Thank god itโ€™s September the 3rd time for some head
by Jw1692 September 3, 2023
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September 3

โ€œIts September 3 fuck naima!!
by big_tt September 3, 2023
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Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.
*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? ๐Ÿ˜ก
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! ๐Ÿคฌ HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? ๐Ÿฅบ if you donโ€™t want to thats alright ๐Ÿ˜‡โ˜บ๏ธ
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!๐Ÿ˜
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice ๐Ÿ˜‡
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a โ€œ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT โ€
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
Sephora kid: ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ˜‡
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
by divine ๐Ÿค  July 15, 2024
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September 15th

September 15th is a day that a violent act occurred and Sean should be punched.
by JennaLane13166 July 19, 2024
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septuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
septuple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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September 1st

"National" 3D Glasses Day
On September 1, 2022, I wore a brand new pair of paper 3D glasses to school. Everyone would look at me and laugh. I shrugged it off and continued walking tall with the quirky accessory for the entire school day. Don't let those bullies push you around on what you can and cannot wear, embrace your inner weirdness on this day.

I don't recommend wearing 3D for too long, I got a MAJOR headache afterwards.
Person A: What's with the funny glasses?
Me: Don't you know it's September 1st?
by ObsessionWith3D July 26, 2024
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September 14

National Send a Shirtless Boob Picture to your significant other day
Man: Yo its September 14 right?
Woman: Yeah?
Man: Its National Send a Shirtlesa Boob

Picture to your significant other day, hand em over
by cal.kestisss July 27, 2024
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