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The Rule of 'ish' 

The Rule of 'ish' applies to when someone is scheduling an activity's time. The person who designates the time with an 'ish' to the end implies that the activity may start 15 minutes before of after the given time. Failure to be ready during the 15 minute 'ish' window will result in sitting in the back seat of the car or (if no car is available) you have the right to make fun of the loser who makes you wait.
The Rule of 'ish'

Person 1- Hey we'll pick you up at 12ish
Person 2- Ok
*11:45*
Person 1- Ok were here
Person 2- But im not ready
Person 1- I guess thats backseat for you...FAGGIT!

5 second rule 

how long food can touch the ground before germs get to it
i wasnt going to eat this M&M but i just dropped it, 5 second rule!
5 second rule by zoey July 10, 2004

Over sea's rule 

If someone who is in a relationship goes "over sea" it is okay for them to then have sex with another person and it is not classed as adultry (cheating)
Your in a relationship, your partner goes abroad. She has sex with someone, this is not classed as cheating. This is called the Over sea's rule.

Ps. Personally i dont agree with this.

Ten Year Rule 

The ten year ruler is a rough estimation of the amount of time a style will remain popular.

The rule states that what is popular will change roughly every decade, give or take a year or two.

One important thing to note about the rule is that the style in question is always what is referred to as the "counterculture". The prime fashion will always be the preppy brands of clothing. It's what attempts to rival that which truly changes.

Most of the past decades have followed the ten year rule. The most accurate timeline starts with the 60s.

60s.- The prime of the "hippie movement" (counterculture). Recreational drugs and music festivals, among most other things associated with the hippies was popular.

70s.- Bell bottoms, a new breed of hippie (less active in political activism and movements).

80s.- Big hair, tight pants, leather. Hair bands and power ballads ruled the airwaves.

90s.- Grunge. Dirty, unkempt, rugged, rude.

2000- Emos. Tight clothes, black mid length hair, emo bands.
What will 2010 bring with the Ten Year Rule?
Ten Year Rule by ZeeEss July 8, 2009

The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.
The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

5-second rule 

A rule that states a penis can touch anything for up to five seconds before the object is considered molested.
Husband: (poking dick against cosmetic mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection.
Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror!
Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second...
Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror)
5-second rule by Happy Jam July 29, 2011