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American Football

American Football is personally by far my favorite sport. It incorporates speed, stamina, quick thinking, strength, and a strong memory. Some of the biggest misconceptions by other countries about American Football is that it is played by fat American men. They need to look up pictures of NFL players. The only ones that even appear to be fat is linemen, and they are some of the strongest people in the world. For example of NFL players bodies, Seahawks WR DK Metcalf is 6 foot 4, (1.95 meters tall) 229 pounds (103.873 kilos) and has been clocked running the entire field at 21 miles per hour, and can bench press 450 pounds. Meanwhile, on defense, no 1 pick Travon Walker is 6’ 5, 272 pounds (123.377 kilos), has a 35.5 (0.9017 meter) vertical, and runs a 4.51 40 time. Just imagine a 272 pound beast running at you at nearly 20 miles per hour.
Also this rugby is tougher because no pads thing is ridiculous. While I am much less well educated by this, I have taken the time to read other posts and learn and hear rugby is much more fluid, which would result in less hard hits. Someone also brought up the point that Teddy Roosevelt, US president and professional cool/tough guy tried to BAN the sport because too many people were dying. Which, is why we have pads. Do YOU want to get hit by a 300 pound man running at you at 18 mph? Also, football was once very similar to rugby and was called football to separate it from rugby and because you use your feet a lot.
Now as far as Americans (I am one) insulting soccer, I mean, it’s a totally different sport. The only similarities are that in both sports, you must be strong (in different places) have quick thinking, understand formations, and be speedy. I have played soccer, and the sport has a lot of its own challenges. It simply just is based more off team play than American football. In both sports, your team while suffer based on weak spots, but sometimes that can be made up for more in football than soccer. Also, I would like to point out that us Americans play both soccer and football, and the ones that do understand the differences in between the games. However, for us Football is much more important. Meanwhile, British don’t even play football, so y’all can shut up. Soccer is a good game; but you know nothing about football so just go back to criticizing enemy clubs, not a sport you clearly don’t understand.

I can’t wait for American football to start up again in a couple of weeks
by New England patriots fan 247 August 25, 2022
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American Creole

Noun.
American English.

Definition: Person(s) who are of mixed black/African and white/European ancestry born in the United States.

Note: This term is not to be confused with the Louisiana Creole population but could be applied to that population as well -respectively.

A Common synonym is Mulatto/a.

For more information visit “American Creole TV” on YouTube.
Person 1: What are you? Like, what are you mixed with?
Person 2: I’m American Creole.
by Americancreoleman November 22, 2022
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A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10BJS and 10DouBJraGS. DOUBJruLexplosion who ever wins. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created American DouBJraG DOUBJruLexplosion. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 25, 2022
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American Bidet

The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.
Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.
by Mjku December 22, 2014
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African-American

Noun. A "white" citizen, naturally born in the United States of America, who has lived abroad on the African continent for a time long enough, so that he or she no longer sounds like an American, and at the same time, he or she will never be a "black" African, and doesn't sound like a "white" African.
The missionary from the USA is an African-American after living n South Africa and learning to speak the Zulu language and culture for 13 years.
by South African Sledgehammer December 13, 2020
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american redlight

Getting out of your car at a redlight and run around your car clockwise as many times as you can with an extremely large American flag.
by Lil_fig February 22, 2017
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