Elden brain

Elden brain a state where someone has become a god in human intelect and the people around them are dumbfounded with his very existance

I respect all games but that game Elden ring is truly one of a kind .My Elden brain friend agrees he also hates how Activision Blizzard is milkng thier players its almost they have a Cod brain and the only thing they wish is to let chaos take the world.

by HADES2&SILKSONG_GOTY2023 April 19, 2023

Space brain

When your thoughts are all over the place and/or you are dissociating. Seen in neurodivergent people, and high people.

Friend one: Got space brain today
Friend two: Mood
Friend one: I didnt know you smoke weed too
Friend two: Oh. I just have ADHD

by Call me ur dad April 7, 2022

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

brain shell

ur skull when u don’t want to say your skull

“You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.

by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022

Snark Brained

/snärk breɪnd/ • adjective

1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.

2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.

Anisa's husband's content used to be funny and smart, but since he got all snark brained he isn't making much sense.

by nancy soulcycle May 5, 2025

Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

Shit-For-Brains

Used as an insult to a person, after doing something dumb.

Guy 1: YO, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS?? HUH?? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES?? YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU DUMB FORESKIN.

Guy 2: STOP YELLING AT ME

by TheNerdCrusader May 28, 2022