Brain

You don’t have one

1: what’s 1+1
2: use your brain
3: what’s a brain?

by y1l1ngGAYtri4rch July 16, 2024

Brain blur

The meaning of someone having trouble understanding that it is ok to feel a certain type of way.

I just had a brain blur!

by hahaha1314 December 12, 2020

baby brain

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.

The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.

by davelat September 3, 2025

boomer brain

Baby boomers who cant assimilate the fact that comparisons of what life was like when they where growing up have not relevance in the current economic climate. Lives in the total denial of facts. Often heard to make statements like" you young people done work hard enough".

He totally suffers from Boomer brain.

by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

serious brain damage

something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.

Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*

by WantYouGone September 6, 2023

Enemy Brain

The part of your brain which produces negative thoughts, almost like the devil in the devil vs angel trope. Often associated with poor mental health the enemy brain makes you see yourself in the worst light it can.

Theme of Fox Stevenson song "Enemy Brain"

I wish my enemy brain would stop making me hate myself.

by UDpanoke December 2, 2022