Monkey Rapist

Someone who rapes monkeys

I rape monkeys, I’m a monkey rapist

by CoochCollector June 20, 2022

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Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time

Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022

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A sexual act in which one inserts a banana into the anus, then proceeds to have vigorous anal sex until a fine frothy mess of banana and semen is created. The recieving partner then pushes the mixture out into their hand and throws it at the other person(s).

I hope I don't get pink eye after she nailed me in the eyes when we were doing the Frothy Monkey last night

by Frothiest Monkey September 4, 2022

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Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.

Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.

by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022

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Monkey Salad

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces

Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!

by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.

Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey

by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022

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