Ryan John Tyler

A Sweet & kind guy with a heart of gold. Patience of a saint. Brown Hair. Green Eyes. South African. One of four brothers. Youngest. Caring & selfless. Highly valuable member of society

Have you met my friend Ryan John Tyler? He's such a champ - he helped me by letting me copy his homework.

Hey! Ryan John Tyler! You're pretty hot!

by shabean April 5, 2017

john wilkes boof

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer

Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....

by Pfunk July 12, 2017

Sir John A High

The pinnacle of average high school education, nicotine feinds and drug use. Filled with crackheads, rednecks, middle class hockey players and shitty teachers, this high school beats the rest by its diversity of middle class white kids and a few exchange students. While on the outside of the school in the student parking lot you will find on the daily burnouts, drifting, seshing and fiends roaming around begging for nicotine.

“Yo you go to sir John a high? Yeah I do!”
“Do you have any nicotine on you? Ah you must be from sir John a”

by Mexico123 January 25, 2020

Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong

Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!

by John McMenda July 27, 2020

John Resnover III

If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym

My name is John Resnover III

and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.

by John Resnover III May 4, 2022

Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

wow matthew john collings is so big

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

Fort St. John

a city in Northern BC where people who work at Tim Hortons are paid $15/hr and where the ratio of men to women is 3:1. Most people can't wait to move away but the weird magnetism of the money draws many back (if only to pay off some debts).

see also:FSJ The John brocket

Joe: I need some money, badly.
Kwame: Go to Fort St. John, I made $2000 working full-time at Tim Hortons in ONE month...
Joe: Sweet!

by Lady Kissinger December 21, 2008