Ass crack

by Skizzy February 02, 2023
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hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.
Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.
by ronTheDev July 07, 2022
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crack your duds

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.
by Captain Gary February 07, 2020
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Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
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Put crack cheese

Put crack cheese
by TEA SISTAR :3 February 09, 2020
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at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.
by fuzzywasabear April 08, 2024
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Anal Crack

The are of space in between the two but cheeks (also known as butt cheeks, or ass clapers). Offten used as a jokeing, or nonoffencive, insult.
1. My anal crack is so sore from that huge crap I just took!

2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!
by n es November 05, 2010
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