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I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
by Byvargon October 30, 2023
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Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.
Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.
by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023
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Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”
by 518Blackout July 23, 2024
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Pick-me American

A Pick-me American is someone who feels insecure or ashamed for being an American citizen and dunks on the US and fellow Americans to get validation from people in other countries. Some will make videos on social media, blanketing the whole US as a monolithic hellhole with no diversity in state, culture, or ethnicity. They harmfully project their personal experience like it's true everywhere in the States. This creates a false view of Americans abroad, even if it's skewed by Pick-me's self-hatred, causing prejudice or misunderstanding about Americans or the US. Pick-me's have a rose-colored lens when viewing the world vs. the US and tend to cherry-pick topics. They think culture (European)abroad is only authentic. Ignoring cultures like Appalachian, Cajun, Tejano, and indigenous people whose history is older than the founding of the US because it's not Eurocentric. Nothing validates them more than having Europeans agree with them while they bash other Americans. Some pick-me's try hard to show how un-American they are, but when they say something stupid or false and get called out, they say, "I'm just an American🤪" to save themselves.

Americans who want to travel or move abroad are fine. What's wrong is Americans who go abroad and say they're Canadians, bash fellow Americans, or apologize for being born in the US. The US and its people aren't perfect, but what you see online can be skewed to show the bad and wrong, ignoring the good aspects, of which there are many!
Pick-me American examples

Vanessa said calmly, " I don't know why the US always has to be different from the rest of the world. Unlike other Americans; I use metric, not imperial!"

Other Americans watching this pitiful display." Who is going to tell her that we actually use a mixed system like Canada and the UK and use Metric for things such as science, etc, and use US customary, not imperial."

An American Tiktoker trying to earn pity points"Stupid Americans, it's so horrible how they want to put hot sauce on a schnitzel they paid for!"

only to delete her post after getting called out by others.
by Just a normal American April 4, 2024
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That does not make American sense.

Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.
You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.
by AllSeeingElephant June 11, 2024
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What's-App American

An American, particularly one who resides in the U.S., that maintains contact with citizens from other nations.

Usually applies to coastal Americans who have connections overseas.

Comes from the META app, What's App, which is highly used among international professionals.
David: How was that dinner last evening at the brasserie?

Victor: Quite interesting, there were many What's-App Americans who pronounced the order correctly.
by ValiantBert July 3, 2024
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elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but gay and more lesbian than billie eilish
he got that sadness in his eyes u only see in elf bar american gothic gay porn
by busybrat July 6, 2024
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