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3rd May

"Omg I didn't do the homework!"
"Dude,don't worry.It's the 3rd May"
"Thanks bro"
by Sw4ghett1 November 21, 2022
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May 25

Very pretty and Amazing people are born on this day <33
Tom: when's your b-day?
Jennifer: May 25
Tom: that explains why you're pretty and amazing :)
by 𝖎𝖉𝖐 February 4, 2022
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You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
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A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025
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May 12

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.
You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes
by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024
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james may

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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May the Worst

May 1, 2023. When the standing bid is awarded for Fe d e x pilots. ( downgrades and displacements)
May the Worst, a day that will live in infamy!
by Баба яга April 15, 2023
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