big dady just like ur mom

a guy who picks his nose and is a stupid cry baby and a f***** moron

big dady just like ur mom

by u a a f d t w f y l a s m w a May 23, 2019

National kiss ur bf day sept 14

TODAY IS THE DAY U SHOULD KISS UR BOYFRIEND

14th of September

OMG I kissed my boyfriend on national kiss ur bf day
It's national kiss ur bf day sept 14

by Lana Rhoades kid67 September 14, 2021

aye am ur

Scottish for "Yes I am"

Literal Translation: "Yes am are"

You: "you're no gay"

Davey: "aye am ur"

by weedom2408 February 5, 2022

I did ur mom so hard

I did ur mom sooooooooooooooo hard that she cried in excitement and said “ahh~ yessss~that HiT tHe SpOt~”

Devon: that math test was so hard😩
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒

by Bi Stan May 1, 2022

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*

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me when the:*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*

so secy

by benzxp January 27, 2021

Jumpin Ur Bones

The act of getting someone to partake in sexual activities usually consisting of salad tossing, tea-bagging, dirty Harrying, and/or the use of a big black dildo sprayed with axe body spray.

Dude you should have Amy Jump Ur Bones tonight.

Dude isn't it great when girls be Jumpin Ur Bones for no reason.

Bryan is so gay because Amy wanted to Jump His Bones but he didn't cheat on his girlfriend.

by Sennsagay August 8, 2009

q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h

im so bored why am i still alive kill me (or just email this word to me) whatever

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by ..........................gvn June 17, 2020