hot birthday cake

When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them

I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th

by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017

Fudge-noodle-cake

for when you want to say f**k but you can’t

Oh fudge-noodle-cake!

by BigBear126 August 30, 2019

Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.

P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.

by Clypse:] January 21, 2009

Gooey butter cake

When your balls are so sweaty they feel like they are melting into your leg

My balls feel like gooey butter cake right now from this car ride

by Gooeyness May 19, 2015

Chubb Cakes

the little pudge that men have in their mid section, usually enough to grab when they are not expecting it. People named Aamir usually have this little extra. its fun to call them chubb cakes in an annoying voice. they like to hit migits

-hey hey aamir
-wat?
-CHUBB CAKES!!!! *grab the chubb
-STOOOOPPPP!!!

by Yiv January 14, 2010

newb cake

when you kill an enemy with half a clip or more, while constantly firing untill their dead. burst shots do not count, reving up does not count or if enemy hits you once it also does not count and is easier to newb cake with a fast shooting weapon.

"i newb caked a guy with my mac11 so fast he didn't land one hit on me"

by theme57 March 24, 2008

Jooster Cake

A competative moon pie!

KR is a jooster cakE! he is negative also

by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003