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Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
by BombTBomb March 3, 2021
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God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.
God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.
by liveforgiving May 17, 2021
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Jesus

A beverage whose name is derived from the Indonesian phrase "jeruk susu", meaning "orange with milk". This creamy, citrusy drink is a popular refreshment among locals.
After a long day in the sun, nothing beats a cold Jesus to cool off—it's the perfect mix of tangy and sweet!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
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Jesus

Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.

He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.

Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024
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ba-jesus

cocky boy: “ilysm”
nerdy girl: “BOOB”
cocky boy: “you suck you just scared the ba-jesus out of me”
by ballslicker9000but69 November 22, 2021
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Jesus

A caring kid who loves his friends and is smart,wise,cute,handsom,and Athletic. He will be shy to girls, specially to pretty blonde ones and will specially like Madisons or hazel eyed girls. He will always defend people he loves or cares about. If you have a Jesus as a guy or person you line ir care for do not let him go.
Jesus is a cute, nice boy
by Tigres 10 November 15, 2018
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Jesus

A sexy black man who is very kool
You're a jesus
by WagwanSexyTing September 15, 2020
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