go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

Pungent play-doh

The aged layer of from-unda-cheese that you just can't wait until later to play with

Barry was at his desk scaping off his pungent Play-Doh for everyone to smell and enjoy.

by Logreen August 4, 2025

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Play for Greens

Being in competition with a person where there prize is his or hers green card or visa.

Hey Jorge do you want to play for greens? Si!

by American citizens December 31, 2022

hey guys play my game

asking someone to play your game

"hey guys play my game, the link is roblox.com/games/8295711387/DOOM-ROBLOX-Port"

by Noah_12317 January 8, 2022

playing basson

a code-word for female scissoring

Me and Natalie are playing basson later

by MR. P12EZIDENT January 2, 2011