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Blue Banana

The act of shoving a frozen banana up your ass and watching the entirety of bluey
I just saw a homeless man do a blue banana.
by Urban homeless man October 15, 2025
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grilled banana

When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.
Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.
by Maybe on Wednesday August 13, 2017
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Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.
Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.
by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025
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banana

a mushy fruit with a banana peel and green when not ripe.
Give me back my banana!
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Banana

A banana can be used for may things, for example, you could use it to yeet at someone's head if they are annoying or if you hate them. Or you can make a phone call on it to!! You also could not look up fruits but your choice. Well hope you enjoy eating your banana
Person one: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
person 2: UGH shut up or I will yeet a banana at your face!
by iDontKnowWhyINeedAUsername October 3, 2020
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana

a frute you ether hate or love
by gay f**k June 6, 2022
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