Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

by BadBrisket July 20, 2022

take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by a few people from Tennessee, which means that they’re going to go take a shit. 💩💩💩

Person 1: Aye, I’m finna take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: ight.

by MagicPizzaRoll522 April 28, 2018

take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by others in Tennessee which means they’re going to take a shit 💩💩💩

Person 1: Aye, I’m gonna go take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: Alright.

by MagicPizzaRoll522 April 28, 2018

Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.

Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!

by moon_cricket August 17, 2023

Mad takes

Excellent dance moves

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor

by Sassqueen97 April 13, 2016

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 11, 2006

Take a Puss and Dip

Leave while you're ahead.

I'm about to take a puss and dip.

by dictioneery November 13, 2020