Pigeon Slap

The act of ejaculating on your hand and then slapping another person with said hand. Similar to Monkey Slap

What has four fingers, a thumb and goes 'coo'? Pigeon Slap!

by ThatIsJustStrange August 20, 2011

Slap my cheeks

A sexual activity that involves you to slap one's cheeks for the "pleasure" but it could also be used for dicipline.

Something you will never be able to do but to your sister.

...or your Daddy

Your Strict Parent: "Timmy, you're in big trouble!"
Timmy: "So you're gonna slap my cheeks again?"

by A Idiot in a Village January 11, 2019

Taco meat slap

When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.

My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.

by Thelilboy April 4, 2019

baltimore bitch slap

Jerking off and having a handful of your fresh cum and slapping somebody with it

My brother caught me jerking off so I Baltimore Bitch Slapped him.

by Cringe worthy Ginger August 30, 2016

Slap ass Friday

Slap ass Friday shouldn't be real, It's sexual assault.

If anyone is touching you talk to someone you trust.

Kids, never do this please. This is sexual assault.

Person 1: "Hey! It's slap ass Friday and you know what that means!"

Person 2: "You know, you're just going to sexually assault someone you weirdo. I suggest you don't do it."

Person 1: "Oh sorry, I didn't know, my apologies.

Person 2: "Yeah you better be sorry weirdo."

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Slap Ass Month

This month is for ass slapping you're allowed to slap mandem ass only, no girl is allowed to get ass slapped
This can only be in February 2020

Girl: Its slap ass month let's go slap mandem ass booty
Boys: We better do ten toes before they grab our ass

(Grab ass month can only be in February 2020) ( no grabbing of ass, slapping only )

by I'mNigerianbutidonotdo419 February 4, 2020

invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 7, 2004