People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

Playing the pipe organ

Where a woman fucks a pipe on the pipe organ. Activity is limited to venues that just happen to have a pipe organ or 2 lying around.

I was locking up the church at night after choir practice. When I was sure everyone was out of the building I snuck up to the choir loft and started , playing the pipe organ. Boy that key of 'c'will. Never be the same again!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

I hope they play fein

When you ask it

Fein fein fein fein fein , fein fein fein fein fein , fein fein fein fein fein.
- travis Scott

I hope they play fein

by Naufalicious December 2, 2024

A Rummy playing Phenom

Carlos Chavez known as the hit man ran 15 games of Rummy. To date, he has yet to been beat.

A Rummy playing Phenom

by Rummy inspection December 31, 2013

play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness

I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Played out

when something is obviously fake or fraudulent. As if it was written as a play for a stage, and then its 'played out'. It's 'acted out'.

Man1: "Man hollywood pedophiles been doing this shit for years, and nobody's talking about it"
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."

by The Gainzer (From PA) September 2, 2020

The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough

Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it

by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025