jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

by you left guys all suck the left nut March 16, 2005

marshmallow nuts

A over weight male who is a pussy.

Be carfull what you say around him cas he has marshmallow nuts

by L to the mother fucking T August 27, 2009

nuts and elves

When a person is burping up Burger King onion rings, at a Dave Matthews tailgate, like nothing else.

I'm burpin' up these onion rings like nuts and elves

by watkins32 June 27, 2010

Nut Lava

The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.

Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!

by Jahmingus November 5, 2010

skull nuts

a cleft chin

that guys chin looks like balls

yeah, he's a skull nuts

by xain magnum June 1, 2010

sultana nuts

To have shrivelled testes due to abuse of anabolic steroids. (Australian colloquialism)

Wolfgang is sure pumped up, but he has sultana nuts from the 'roids.

by Matt from Aus January 25, 2008