by twub September 16, 2022
Get the by the fire with some peepsmug. by ipat8 February 16, 2024
Get the A Log Just Hit the Fire Doormug. by Ar10jeebus June 11, 2024
Get the Dry Fire Aboutmug. by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024
Get the fire alarm sexmug. If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
Get the Your shitty makeup is gonna get me firedmug. The burning sensation around your butthole when you take an urgent dump (or five) the next morning following a night of way too much tequila and lots of spicy salsa on yer appetizers.
From the bathroom: "Aaarrrggggggggg - ooowwwwwww!!!"
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."
by Li'l Scotty May 3, 2010
Get the ring of firemug. Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"
by Doors. October 26, 2022
Get the Wings of Fire logicmug.