david

gay ass nigga whos slow and makes no sense

dam you acting like david

by yasirs February 12, 2024

David

"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.

"Mate you're such a David, piss off."

by Peaches On Pizza April 10, 2022

David

Narcissistic, toxic, conflict seeker. Self obsessed.

He's a narcissist. Is his name David?

by Yourmomandyourdad November 23, 2021

David Huang

Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)

Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?

by Zokreeser June 14, 2022

david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred

Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "

by DerNigglet April 12, 2019

David pena

Someone really short and homosexual.

Omg did you see how short David Pena is!

by Totallynotfakeeeeee April 6, 2022

Britani and David

Crank whore junkie

Look at Britani and David. They are crank whore junkie who is sells their selves for drugs and goes to church like angels.

by Jenn1982 November 18, 2023