the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 05, 2021

John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 04, 2022

david and heidi

it’s complicated

“wanna add me back on snap now maybe”.“yeah whats ur snap again” david and heidi are idiots.

by justletmemakemyaccount March 22, 2021

David WholeBanger

A n00b who cant beat a game of bloons let alone any game that requires skill a person who everyone in mount tom makes fun of and a soulless ginger.

David WholeBanger A WHAT THE HELL NOOB got pwned

by Timmy555442345425 October 10, 2008

David scream

Someone screams loudly out of no where. It's mostly a high pitched scream.

"Ahhhh"

"Shit why did you just David scream?"
"Idk for fun I guess."

by Psianer July 28, 2019

nicolas david jones

cloeys man...

nicolas david jones is a awesome dude... he is cloeys man...

by kayneeelovaaa October 23, 2022