Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

car bound

To go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine.

"did will morter even get to da party last night?"

"Yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"

"safe......"

by Big Traps November 22, 2013

E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.

"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."

by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024

Car fun

Car fun

I’m great at car fun

by Fred678 March 22, 2023

car pranks

A prank friends pull prank in a car idiots

“let’s pull a car pranks on chad”

by Ppdoodoo March 7, 2025

starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar

“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”

by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023