Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
Get the Michael Minutemug. Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
by The opposite of Michael Burt March 20, 2019
Get the Michael Burtmug. Too big to handle its not really easy to explain. A Spartan and well watch the 300 and then you will know. Just so broad not even that tall just scary in ways you cant imagine and sexy. Talented in pertcicular industries but many dont understand the talent capabilities since they have not got the brain capacity.
Addison rae: Honestly I want it in my mouth. The exclusive tunes Michael has only sent to me are the icing on his broad structure.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by lillianiangrai November 22, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. by me Michael February 25, 2020
Get the Michael Mecimug. Michael loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first and it is a fact as it is on this website.
by Lunchboxturt November 17, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
Get the Michael Cultmug.