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I will end your life

A verbal threat used to scare someone or to inform someone that you are about to murder them and end their life/existence.
Roy: I will end your life if you keep talking to me.
Steve: did you really just threaten me? By saying your going to end my life??
by ZachLightsUp September 23, 2023
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craig willacy

defender of blakelaw, snipper of dustys, crusader of ketamine
"you sniffed that much ketamine?! you are a real craig willacy!"
by Benlikeslily September 24, 2023
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I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.
Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.
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I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 9, 2023
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I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
by Byvargon October 30, 2023
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George Wilko

Person 1: I love avocado
Personj 2: That's kinda George Wilko
by SILLY SAMOON December 11, 2023
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I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
you know, i will sleep early today
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
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