Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022

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Ur mom

The hottest woman alive.

Person: I met the sexiest woman ever
Person2: who was it?
Person: ur mom

by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

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Ur mom

Ur mom is a famous joke said across the world

person 1: What did you do today?

person 2: Ur mom

person a:Bro yesterdays workout left me sore

person B: yesterday Ur mom left me sore

Thats it. It's something you can answer with when you dont know what to say

by c0smo. June 3, 2022

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Ur grandpa bisexual

“ bisexual grandpa” is far worse than any insult in the book it’s pretty much all the insults combined

Joe: hey nick I hear about how UR MOM GAY!
Nick: no u
Joe: well I have something to beat that UR GRANDPA BISEXUAL
Nick: Fuck.

by Banditurmom69 May 10, 2018

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Ur mom hot

Ur mom is hot i guess?!

Jeff:My mom said you can come over
Joe:Ur mom hot

by PurpleLovesJason<3 April 1, 2022

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Ur mom

A word directly talking bout your female parental figure (aka. Your mother), usually used as an insult

"That's a nice argument you got there, unfortunately; ur mom"

"I'm tired of life"
"IM TIRED OF UR MOM"

"PIKACHU seems interested in UR MOM"

"Previously cranked a bomb, now I'm gonna crank ur mom-"

by anonymous January 2, 2022

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