Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

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Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010

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"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.

"Bro really went for the top blast—bought that meme coin after it 10x’d overnight!"

by GoblinVader June 27, 2025

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Top

Meaning-. Ngwaro

(Hawa wasee ndio ngwaro kwa mtaa yao)
This boys are the tops ones in their estate
Top-ngwaro

by Ngwaro November 24, 2020

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Tin Top

simp

Tin Top, what a simp.

Hear Tin Top, simping all the time.

by cupotea1234 April 18, 2021

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Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.

Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"

by Witney Kru December 25, 2020

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