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puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong
Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”
by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022
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nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.
Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.
by Hannahbongtana June 8, 2018
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without pants

a fat man who sweats a lot playing video games naked, somtimes putting frozen burritos under his man titties to cool down
Fat Gerry was pulling a classic without pants move last night, fat ass was sweating buckets just trying to walk to the restroom to take a shit
by DIRTY MIKE 8787 October 2, 2015
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panorama in ya pants

when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look
Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS
by Candyman Can June 22, 2018
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Hot Pants

When someone goes agro on you. They rage with so much anger their face goes red and smoke comes out their ears, their eyes turn black like satan and they can burn you and sizzle you to a crisp and ashes or sometimes make you explode. Can also be used when someone is sassy or rude. Don't mess with someone when they are hot pants, because you will get hurt. When someone is hot pants it it dark times and you don't dare mess with them.
Example 1
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.

Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming
by kathydogga December 25, 2015
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Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom
Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them
by intheknow337 July 8, 2020
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Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants
Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.
by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022
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