model o on crack

a glorious model o on crack

yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????

dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society

by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009

Gut crack

A gut crack is the butt crack formation of excessive bellybutton fat. It’s when a person is so fat and they have such a massive gut that their bellybutton area forms what looks like a butt crack.

If you have a gut crack then you should wear a shirt when you’re at the beach.

by Dr. Cass April 09, 2024

crack vagina

Vagina so good, you get addicted. In severe cases you will ruin your life for it.

She has a crack vagina, I'm going to have to go back again.

by Oof kaboom February 26, 2022

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”

by CAREEB November 26, 2019

Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.

John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.

by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023