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Old Shroud

A disparaging remark directed to an older or aging women. Also refers to a younger woman that performs lame actions such as: going to bed early, not drinking enough, or being a party pooper.
As a man ages he develops old balls, as a woman ages she develops an old shroud.

"She has an old shroud"
by Dr. Johnson Mac February 9, 2010
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a old sally

Someone old whos name is sally
John: whos that
Bo: thats just a old sally
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old tumblr

Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:

person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
by owotills February 16, 2022
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old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.
I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!
by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017
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Slaughtergirl Old

A person between the ages of 25 and 29
14:34 lasso: i myself have many friends who are "slaughtergirl old"
by wu_alex May 14, 2011
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Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge
Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard
by Assridge November 16, 2011
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Ye olde clam house

Veteran franciscans know one of the best places to get the best seafood in the city is. Ye olde clam house on bayshore blvd near 3rd Street and just a stones throw from the alameny off ramp from 101.
Ye olde clam house is a wonderful place to eat but if you're in the city and you don't have a car you could hop a Muni #9 San Bruno and it might take awhile but you'd eventually get there and it's definitely worth it!
by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021
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