Back in Nero’s day he would grab a few fags from the local Christian church and use em as lighting for his gay orgies ☺️
by Enderlee October 25, 2022

A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.
Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
by The smol bean May 23, 2016

British for someone who coughs when smoking, thereby giving away that is the first time they have smoked a cigarette
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