Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.

"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop

by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 21, 2019

hoagie's little black pussy bird

1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"

"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"

by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 20, 2022

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

Bird Watcher

A Bird Watcher is a boy who likes videos of girls masturbating to porn.

“YO THIS KIDS’S WATCHING A GIRL MASTURBATE TO HENTAI, HES A BIRD WATCHER!”

by Llewell September 16, 2022

Bird Watcher

A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.

“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”

by Hyper918 May 10, 2023

Bird Bath Shot

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a little bowl and pours an alcoholic beverage in the bowl and his partner takes the shot.

Last night I gave my GF/Wife or this girl a Bird Bath Shot!! Her new name is Tweedy Bird

by HH2018 June 10, 2025

Bird Damage

Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.

My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.

by Watchersofbirdniagarachapter June 21, 2024