ass hockey

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007

Ass

Your butt or also known as your Air / Shit / Separator

He was puhing out a loud blast when his ass (Air / Shit / Separator ) stopped a log form shotting out.

by B-G hawg October 18, 2006

ass

french-english for what you see with

I can't see. I got my overpriced french wine in wy ass.

by newt January 6, 2007

ass wrangler

a person who indulges in the fine taste of bum nectar

erik wrangles alot of bumholes for their sweet juices, he is the biggest "ass wrangler"

by big andy c May 8, 2007

Dick in ASS

Expresses amazement to something unexpected, both good and bad.

"Look out for that deer!"
"DICK IN ASS"

"DICK IN ASS... I GOT AN 'A' IN SCIENCE."

by Anonymous May 13, 2004

Ass Well

The act of having a deep or wide butthole.

Guy #1: Woah how was butt sex ?
Guy #2: It was ok, but she had an ass well so i could tell a lot of other guys had been there before me.

by Hairtiehighfive April 21, 2011

ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006