a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024
Get the alexmug. Alex is a squatter because he spends too much money on games
Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment
Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment
by funkymonkey33 January 22, 2023
Get the alexmug. Alex is a very sporty guy, he is really good looking and likes to play with his friends. Alex is one of the funny friends and if you have a friend like alex, i am jealous. Alex is extremely funny and sometimes it’s hard to hang out with him without laughing.
by Ordinary girl:) September 26, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a beautiful man. I love watching him play soccer as his gyat jiggles around up down and around (and side to side).
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.
by katya__ October 16, 2023
Get the Alexmug. by kidsareyummy69 May 22, 2021
Get the Alexmug. by NotBox October 22, 2020
Get the Alexmug.