A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
by Yourprostate January 8, 2008
Get the Asian Rice Cakesmug. The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.
Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017
Get the Red Velvet Cakemug. by your mother's chest hair March 27, 2008
Get the Man-Cake Battermug. n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves
by udcakeeater June 10, 2011
Get the 9.5 cake eatermug. When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
by erak January 12, 2009
Get the Texas Carrot Cakemug. by anonamous:) April 23, 2017
Get the Vanilla Fudge Cakemug. A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.
P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.
by Clypse:] January 21, 2009
Get the Michelin Nut Cakemug.