If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.

Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."

by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021

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Oh God why

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese

*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"

by Agent NHR June 9, 2021

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God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022

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Risperdal God Complex

The feeling of ultimate power which accompanies the growth of vestigial breast in a man who has taken large doses of the anti-psychotic drug Risperdal

Hey James, can you dial it down a bit?

"I physically am incapable of 'dialing it down' my Risperdal God Complex prohibits it"

by Also Frankie Muniz December 23, 2020

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Hwang Hyunjin (황현진)

desert - hot; menu - meal

GOD'S HOTTEST MEAL —periodt

a.k.a. The District Prince

4th generation it boy

"who's that long hair blonde boy?"

a talented rapper, most expresssive dancer

"Hwang" can sound like "King" in korean— yep he's a king

a whole ass meal

"he ranked 36th among the most handsome faces of 2020 and was entitled as the God's desert menu."

by sjkqlwg December 27, 2020

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I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

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