Middle Road Nanticoke, PA

A narrow pencil-dick of a road which leads drivers into one of the most disgusting, downtrodden towns in America: Nanticoke, Pennsylvania.

While on Middle Road, drivers can expect to regularly see: deer, turkeys, vomit, empty beer cans, bloodsucking leeches, Virgin Mary statuettes, crack pipes, bird corpses, obese shirtless men, Burger King wrappers, human shit, Hello Kitty lunch boxes and John McCain 2008 presidential campaign memorabilia scattered across the pavement.

Drivers will also notice a unique surplus of doomed school children waiting at bus stops along with geeked-out junkies looking for their next heroin fix...two groups which often aren't mutually exclusive.

The worst part about traveling to Nanticoke on Middle Road is that the only reward for one's pilgrimage is the chance to visit a decrepit, slime ball town with less to be proud of than post-WWII Germany.

The main attraction of this place is a penis-shaped memorial sculpture in the town square which is constantly mocked and defaced by the town's inbred teenagers.

Guy 1: "Hey, how you gonna get to LCCC?"
Guy 2 : "I guess I'll take Middle Road Nanticoke, PA ."
Guy 1: "You'd be better off drinking the blood of an AIDS patient."

by Otis Yoze September 6, 2017

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014

palm desert charter middle school

A school where you get in trouble very easily. there's always drama buzzing around and bad things happening. don't come to this school it sucks. but the girls are gorgeous and there are a few hot guys. but they're rude. but the parties are amazing, and the dances aren't very fun at PDCMS.

Oh my gosh palm desert charter middle school sucks ass! But I heard the girls are super sexy and they're known for their bomb ass parties!

by yohhh February 24, 2011

Western Branch Middle School

The school with the rich kids who don't know how to dress and the wannabe fuckboys.

Fuck all the kids a Western Branch Middle School.

by Imlitfam October 30, 2016

Jennie F Snapp Middle School

Where all the Thots and hoes go to suck dick and the teachers always have a problem with students and kids are wild disrespectful

Jennie F Snapp Middle School is a shitty school. PERIODT

by POINT BLANK PERIODT SIS April 24, 2019

frank lloyd wright middle school

I hate the school most people that go here are etheir fake or a slut/thot. If u are not one of those things u are lucky. I know a few peeps that actually go their and are a slut/thot. HHAHAH hoes.

dont EVER go to frank lloyd wright middle school it sucks booty hole!

by papilonglegs257 December 2, 2018

Inver Grove Heights Middle School

this school has some shitty ass people in it. if you have a friend they’ll most likely talk shit about you and leave you for another person. they’ll be bestfriends with on friend and then cut off the other person. if you talk shit, they’ll tell everyone. IGHMS got the fakest people there. IGHMS got stupid ass latinas, uglyass/annoying ass black kids, and really fucking stupid white kids. everyone here talks shit no matter what. so don’t go to this shitty school.

someone: eww her attitude isn’t cute.

someone else: she must be friends with that girl from Inver Grove Heights Middle School
someone: yeah that bitch talk so much shit

by bahahahahahhahahahaa December 5, 2019