Skinny guy right

Skinny guy right is a bitch ass nigga that weighs like 180 and is slower than some guy names gabe and is a bitch and got put on the grass by someone named gabe and is usually a loser and gabe is basically better than him at everything and has never beaten him at anything and is shorter and benches less and squats less and is shorter and he usually has 2 other father names aidan and isaiah but in overall tylan is just a little short fat bitch that is very short and stinky and doesn’t usually wear socks and always has hid among us toes out and also pulls no bitches and has 0 rizz and recently got beaten by some guy named gabe in multiversus that never played the game and tylan had a character than was lvl 10 one that was lvl 8 and one that was lvl 7 and gabe still beat him with a character that was lvl 4 and he was making excuses the whole time bc he can’t admit that he’s ass and that gabe’s better
you know that bitch named tylan?
Oh yea that one that gabe aidan and isaiah own?
Yea that one
yea what abt him?
why is he so stinky?
haha idk he’s gabe’s son tho
yea fr he got put on the dirt
yea fuck Skinny guy right
by tylanabitch August 08, 2022
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fat guy feast

Going to multiple fast food places and getting different items from those places to combine for one feast.
Today, Becky and I went to Burger King for a Whopper, Wendy's for their large fries, and taco Bell to get a large Baja blast. We had a fat guy feast
by Big bad Zeus October 25, 2020
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The guy next to me

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.
I hate The guy next to me
by wee woo October 29, 2021
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Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.
He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.
by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018
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Parental Guy Dance

Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!
by Tripple G August 08, 2012
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Are you a dude or a guy?

when you’re a girl gamer and a guy says “are you a dude or a guy”
When you’re playing cod and they ask you a dumb question “are you a dude or a guy?”
by iluvtunasalad November 05, 2019
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Bad-guy aim

The trope in every action movie by which the villains, often highly trained soldiers, mercenaries, and hitmen launch an arsenal of every weapon known to man, yet can barely nick our hero or heroine with anything more serious than a flesh wound.

Often paired with the Good-Guy Bullseye, which Our Hero/Heroine uses to bring down a spaceship or aircraft carrier with a single, blindfolded shot from a pea-shooter.
Black Widow saved the day because the Russian hit squad had Bad-Guy Aim, allowing her to destroy the Kremlin by throwing a paper plane at it.
by burnt sox July 30, 2023
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